My urine smells like maple syrup.
But there are a lot of toilet-related jokes out there.
Because potty-related things are funny. Just ask a three year old.
Everyone has a toilet story. I know adults that have wet the bed after a night of drinking, potty-training children that have carried their accomplishment into the living room to show Mommy, and women that have laughed just a little too hard, if you know what I mean!
Someone I know very well has peed in a hotel room and it wasn't anywhere near the jet-engine powered toilet bowl.
I've already fessed up to falling asleep on the pot. And there's the mysterious fact that two months ago my bladder couldn't hold a rain drop and now it can hold a small swimming pool without my realizing it.
Yes, everyone has a call of nature story.
But the funniest potty humor I've seen in a long time is The Potty Jotty.
This clever book was put together by a friend of mine and it had me in stitches!
The Potty Jotty is a journal for the guest bathroom. A water closet guest book, if you will.
With humorous bathroom jokes and photos already in it, guests will be entertained. But the real purpose is for them to leave comments, stories, doodles, and even ratings of their pit stop that will make everyone that comes after them laugh so hard they piss their pants.
I love this clever idea and can't wait to see what my friends write when they are pontificating on the porcelain throne. (and wondering why my powder room smells like ihop)
And for this time of year, I know The Potty Jotty would make the perfect "White Elephant" gift. Everyone will be talking about it! AND they will actually want it! (and we all know that is rare in a gift exchange!)
So... you, my lovely readers (hi grandma!), get a chance to win one! The contest ends Thursday 12/15 at 3pm Central and the book will ship right away! I'll choose a winner with random.org.
To enter, leave a comment for each entry you qualify for. Be sure to include an email address so I can contact you about your victorious win!
And for you losers, well, maybe you want to order your own Potty Jotty here!
1. One entry for telling me a potty-related story. I know you have one, but make it up if you have to.
2. One entry if you are or become a follower of this (awesome) blog
3. One entry if this is the first time you've ever commented on this (incredible) blog
4. One entry if you tell others about this contest via facebook, twitter, or email
5. One entry if you correctly guess why my urine smells like maple syrup
So... five possible entries! GOOD LUCK!
As for me, I've gotta go see a man about a horse...