Sunday, December 11, 2011

Potty Jotty Giveaway!

My urine smells like maple syrup.

No joke.



But there are a lot of toilet-related jokes out there.

Because potty-related things are funny.  Just ask a three year old.

Everyone has a toilet story. I know adults that have wet the bed after a night of drinking, potty-training children that have carried their accomplishment into the living room to show Mommy, and women that have laughed just a little too hard, if you know what I mean!

Someone I know very well has peed in a hotel room and it wasn't anywhere near the jet-engine powered toilet bowl.

I've already fessed up to falling asleep on the pot. And there's the mysterious fact that two months ago my bladder couldn't hold a rain drop and now it can hold a small swimming pool without my realizing it.

Yes, everyone has a call of nature story.

But the funniest potty humor I've seen in a long time is The Potty Jotty.



This clever book was put together by a friend of mine and it had me in stitches!

The Potty Jotty is a journal for the guest bathroom. A water closet guest book, if you will.

With humorous bathroom jokes and photos already in it, guests will be entertained.  But the real purpose is for them to leave comments, stories, doodles, and even ratings of their pit stop that will make everyone that comes after them laugh so hard they piss their pants.



I love this clever idea and can't wait to see what my friends write when they are pontificating on the porcelain throne. (and wondering why my powder room smells like ihop)

And for this time of year, I know The Potty Jotty would make the perfect "White Elephant" gift.  Everyone will be talking about it! AND they will actually want it! (and we all know that is rare in a gift exchange!)



So... you, my lovely readers (hi grandma!), get a chance to win one!  The contest ends Thursday 12/15 at 3pm Central and the book will ship right away!  I'll choose a winner with random.org.

To enter, leave a comment for each entry you qualify for. Be sure to include an email address so I can contact you about your victorious win!

And for you losers, well, maybe you want to order your own Potty Jotty here!

POSSIBLE ENTRIES:
1. One entry for telling me a potty-related story. I know you have one, but make it up if you have to.
2. One entry if you are or become a follower of this (awesome) blog
3. One entry if this is the first time you've ever commented on this (incredible) blog
4. One entry if you tell others about this contest via facebook, twitter, or email
5. One entry if you correctly guess why my urine smells like maple syrup

So... five possible entries!  GOOD LUCK!

As for me, I've gotta go see a man about a horse...

39 comments:

nikki928 said...

Hilarious! I want a copy of that book!

Entry 1, Potty story:
I have my two year old in the public restroom. As she's taking her time trying to touch every surface the poor soul next to our stall is busy with some business. My darling daughter starts yelling "Poop, Mommy! I hear the poop! PLOP! PLOP!" I was trying not to die laughing!

Nikki
ounikki928@hotmail.com

Kouper Shane said...

#1, you're crazy for posting that picture of yourself, but the good kind of crazy! I love it.
Potty story: Nothing fantastic... just love the sound of Kouper when he finishes at the potty. "Mommy, I done...." I'm sure there's bound to be something more interesting, but nothing comes to mind right now.

This would be something fun to own (Kayson would LOVE it!).

Kouper Shane said...

I'm a follower (dedicated follower at that.)!

Kouper Shane said...

Could it be from taking some prenatal vitamins? (Not insinuating anything, I still take prenatals myself!).

Kouper Shane said...

I told the world about this contest, via Facebook!!!

Lindsey said...

#1 My oldest son is potty training right now. He hasn't made number two in it yet, but he likes to sit and "read" a Cabela's catalog. He must've learned that from his daddy!

Lindsey said...

#2 I am a follower

Lindsey said...

#4 posted on FB

Lindsey said...

#5 scenty toliet spray?

sissy000 said...

1. My granddaughter becomes very shy when she needs to go #2. She always says "back away, back away" and motions for me to leave. BUTT, if we are in a public place, then I must turn my face away until she is done. She's pretty good at cleaning herself up, but is sometimes lazy and backs up for me to take care of that!
2. I am an avid follower of "From My Front Porch"
4. I do forward the blog entries via email regularly.
5. Too many pancakes?

Anonymous said...

Sissy #2

Anonymous said...

Sissy #3

Chelsea Lietz said...

Sissy#4

Anonymous said...

Sissy#5

AFGS said...

Ha, this would be a great gift for my mom or sister...potty story, after showering yesterday I had to urgently "go." So, nude with two toddlers watching, Eloise brings me my shoes and puts them on me. I just had to laugh!
Laura - fishbio444@yahoo.com

cya2020 said...

#1)I was at my Mother’s with my 2 year old daughter, her home was on a pier and beam foundation and quite often the house would shift, and the doors would not fully close. My younger brother, by only 17 months, was in the bathroom standing at the toilet, he had shut the door as far as it would close, we all understood his need for privacy as this was a way of life in the “Abbott” household, that is until my not so shy 2 year old daughter comes barging in the door that was partially cracked, and now here we have an 18 year old male with a great sense of humor and the two year old stops and takes a long hard look at exactly what her uncle was doing and how, and of course the uncle cannot stop, so his wits kick in, and he looks at her and say’s “I bet you don’t have one of these” , she calmly looks at him and very seriously say’s “No I don’t have one of those, …..but I sure could use one. I am not sure my brother’s aim was very good after that last statement.

Neva
cya2020@gmail.com

cya2020 said...

#2) I follow your blog and love reading it, I am glad to see you enjoying life so much.
#3) I am fairly certain this is my first response on your blogspot.
#4) Done - its on my FB page!
#5)Is there syrup on the toilet paper?

Anonymous said...

cya2020 #3

Anonymous said...

cya2020 #4

Anonymous said...

cya2020 #5

Jenni said...

Potty Story--Pete took Matt to the bathroom the other day when we were out shopping. Matt, who refuses to potty train, was standing next to Pete at the urinal yelling, I CAN'T GET MY WEINER OUT DAD! My husband was so embarassed.

Jenni said...

Entry 2--I'm your number 1 fan and blog follower!! :)

Jenni said...

Entry 3--posted to FB!

Jenni said...

Entry 4--your pee smells like maple syrup because of hormones?

The Praters said...

1) When my sister was little she asked to be excused from the dinner table. Mom asked why and she said "Number 1." They let her go. A few minutes later she asked to be excused again and this time for "number 2"...they let her go. She asked again to be excused and my mom said you already went #1 and #2. My sister said, "No, mom, #3." My mom just stared at her and she whispered "diarrhea."

2)I am a follower

3) This is my first comment

5) You're taking fenugreek?

I can't remember what entry 4 is...I blame it on baby brain (is that still allowed after 6 months)

Anonymous said...

Prater #2

Chelsea Lietz said...

Prater #3

Anonymous said...

Prater #5

angelab said...

Potty story- Over Thanksgiving I was changing Braden on my parents brand new leather sofa and Kylie had just given me a wipe when Braden farted and yellow poo came flying out all over me and my parents new leather sofa!!

Your pee- Your pee smells like maple syrup because you are taking fenugreek pills ( not sure of spelling, but I took them when I had Kylie)

angelab said...

I'm also a follower of your blog and I posted about it on facebook!

Bobbie said...

#1: One of my favorite potty related stories, that I can think of at the moment, is John David telling me that he had "wet bitches {britches}" while strolling through the grocery store :)

Bobbie said...

#2: Long-time follower :)

Bobbie said...

#4: I will share on FB...and want this for my family gift exchange!

Bobbie said...

#5: Hhmmmm...medication for being sick???

Anonymous said...

angela #3

Anonymous said...

angela #4

hgardzina said...

Your pee smells like maple syrup because you are taking feeugrek for more milk production.

hgardzina said...

follower of the blog

hgardzina said...

This is my first time commenting.

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